CONTRIBUTION · 29th November 2012
A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife told him: “Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes from zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat.”
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for this Saturday.