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CONTRIBUTION · 20th August 2010
Joke of the Day: August 20, 2010

Two rednecks, Billy Bob and Jed were going on a hunting trip. They get to where they wanted to be and started walking.

After about a half hour of walking, they sit down and take a rest.

Billy Bob says to Jed, “I’m not feeling to good".

Jed says, "Well, we can walk back to the truck.”

Billy Bob says, "Yeah let’s do that".

So they start walking. About 15 minutes into the trip, Billy Bob falls over. Jed panics and calls 911.

The operator answers and says, "911, what's your emergency?"

Jed says, "My friend fell over with a heart attack. I think he's dead, what do I do"?

Operator says, "Well first make sure he's dead".

Jed says, "Ok".

The operator listens and hears a BANG!!!

Jed gets back on the phone and says, "Ok. He's dead... now what?"