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CONTRIBUTION · 23rd August 2010
Joke of the Day: August 23, 2010

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are on a cruise ship when it caught fire and sank. The three made it to a small tropical island where they were stranded for weeks. One day a small metal lamp drifts onto the shore.

The brunette grabs it and rubs it with her sleeve to clean it off, when a magic genie appears.

“I can grant only three wishes, so each of you will get one wish. Choose wisely for you cannot undo your wish.

Well the brunette immediately says, “I wish I was at home with my husband,” and POOF she disappears.

The redhead says, “I wish I was home with my family too,” and POOF she disappears too.

The genie looks over at the blonde and sees she is crying. “What is wrong? Are you not happy you get a wish?”

The blonde replies, “Yes, I am, but I’m so lonely since my friends are gone. I wish they were still here with me…”