CONTRIBUTION · 31st March 2011
The phone rings at the RCMP headquarters.
"Hello?" "Hello is this RCMP?"
"Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report my neighbor, Tom. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood." "This will be noted."
Next day, the RCMP comes over to Tom's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find no marijuana, and swear at Tom and leave.
The phone rings at Tom's house. "Hey Tom! Did the RCMP come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yeah they did." "Okay, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed."