CONTRIBUTION · 5th April 2011
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he walked in, sat down and looked over the menu...
Raw Tourist: $5.00
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Liberal or Grilled Conservative: $100.00
The guy called his friend over and asked, 'Why such A huge price difference for the politicians?'
The cook replied.... 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap it takes all morning.'